How to Talk to Women (also, how to get laid with gum)

It’s my day off. But I was throwing up some ads on some older posts (I always wait a few days after I post something before I put ads on it for various reasons) and thought “well…you know, I could just find some stupid (but funny) bullshit and throw it up to amuse people, it’ll take 5 minutes”, and I scoured the intertubes long and far (ok, I dicked around on youtube for a couple minutes) and came up with this, I thought it was pretty good: